I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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