I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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