It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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