she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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