Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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