i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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