what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
i out mim tonsoeep
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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