I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
this beer tastes like vomit already
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don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize