I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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