hotel room ftw
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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