how do flat chested girls get laid?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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