Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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