Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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