so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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