No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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