Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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