Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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