from now on my penis is your penis
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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