Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I look better un-naked...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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