Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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