Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
