Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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