i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
only you would photoshop your dick
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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