Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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