I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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