Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i need an iv and a liver transplant
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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