Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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