Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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