how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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