I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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