I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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