took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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