i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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