ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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