i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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