he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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