I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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