dude i'm inner monologue high
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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