OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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