Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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