wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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