Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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