Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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