we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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