The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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