You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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