Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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