Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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