Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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