I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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