Define "chronic" masturbator.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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