shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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