maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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