Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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