my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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