"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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