apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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