Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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