I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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