just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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