And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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